House of Darkness

This movie is 87 minutes of terrible dialogue and 3 minutes of vampires eating the victim. The victim deserved death in the first minute of the movie as I could not stand him.

It took an hour and twenty minutes of dialogue to have happen what you probably already knew would happen should you decide to watch this…waste of time.

This “movie” is soooooooooooooo BORING! I mean wow who funded this?! Watching the grass grow is far more interesting. Spare yourself from misery that is this “film”

It’s ok. Not great. Nothing that I haven’t really seen before. Way too much dialogue. Talking and talking. Some good scenes. Just not enough.

All that for 4 mins of action. Now I know how my wife feels

If you like cringy tinder dates, this is the movie for you! The whole movie is nothing but small talk with the sisters. I wish I fell asleep instead of wasting my time with this.

I enjoyed the movie very much, especially the mystery, the only reason I gave it three stars is because Justin long‘s performance is literally horrible

great acting from the cast except for the last sister. she wasn’t authentic﹠it’s a good thing she was only in it for 5-10 min.

This was hands down one of the dumbest movies. I should have listened to all the other reviews. Don’t make the same mistake I did. SPOILERS Boy goes home with girl to get lucky. The most awkward cringy conversations are had. Boy finds out that girl has two sisters and they are all vampirish type characters. Literally NOTHING HAPPENS THE ENTIRE MOVIE…then at the end, they eat him.

If you like dialog, character development, and what happens at the end, then you will like this movie. Don't be fooled, this has no explosions or fast cars or crazy blood splattering gore. But what it does have is a pretty good plot. I enjoyed it, wasn't boring for me, but other people might hate it.